Going in Deaf

(idiom)

To Download or Buy a Music Album, without having heard about the artist, or without having at least heard a 30-second preview of the album
Q: Do you even know how (Artist's) Genre?

A: Nah, I'm going in deaf.
by Anon-and-On August 18, 2015
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Deaf in the Eyes

If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid
Jerry: Was that a speed bump?

Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!
by Big Caesar's Pizza March 14, 2023
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Stupid deaf fuck

When a person is fucking stupid, retarded and also fucking deaf that the only way you can describe their pathetic existence is as a stupid deaf fuck
Person A: Hey, have you seen our new classmate Dylan? I heard that he’s deaf

Person B: Yeah, he’s a stupid deaf fuck. That motherfucker can’t even get a 30 on his test
by Sussysausage June 23, 2024
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Stupid deaf fuck

A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.
Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”
by Sussysausage January 07, 2024
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Stupid Deaf Fuck

Refers to a person whose hearing is impaired and has an IQ below 70. Also can be used as an expression of anger towards someone whose mere existence is a mistake.
Friend 1: Yo dude, have you heard of Dylan?

Friend 2: Oh, you mean the stupid deaf fuck?
by Sussysausage November 24, 2023
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pone deaf

Pone deaf (medical definition): The final stage of a debilitating ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast food b...inging and terret like use of the words "dude" and "awesome"

The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.
Used in a sentence: The Annual telethon to raise awareness of the pone deaf could not cure lil' Jean Pierre of his inability to realize the joke was in fact on him.
by jaypce December 08, 2010
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Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
by dirtyboy123 May 11, 2010
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