daily mail

Unfeasible trash, aimed at the Upper-Middle class market. Known to sport headlines such as "Middle classes to be taxed by Labour!" "Tories to save universe!" "Holyrood SCANDAL!"

"Ban this sick filth!"

by Dayv March 3, 2004

Daily

A fine ass thick bitch. Smart as fuck. Loyal and undercover freak! Wet ass pussy. Brown skin clear skin and wants to become successful ;)

Get you a Daily

by JoshM4673 September 9, 2020

Daily chore

Masturbation, wanking, tossing off, spanking the monkey.

At night I like to get into bed and do the daily chore before rolling over to go to sleep.

by Sebastian February 6, 2005

The Daily Snuff

A Satire news source used to make boys into men and the offended into crybabies. Most of Everyone will get mildly if not completely offended by the news we provide. That said, you should refrain your children from viewing this site if they are mildly if not completely mentally retarded.

myself:Yo! I heard that 95% of mexicans Are minorities.
Offended:Where did you hear that?
myself:It was top news on The Daily Snuff! get with the program dude!

by Spicy taco 123 October 26, 2010

The Daily

Reference to one’s regular, daily bowel movement.

I’ll be back. Need to take the daily.

Went to take the daily. It was a little wet.

Like a German train schedule, the daily is right on time. Back shortly.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018

A Tom Daley Dive

If one was to perform a "Tom Daley Dive" it would involve the penetration of another man at a high vertical velocity.

A Tom Daley Dive:

A triple front flip to anal cavity!

"A perfect ten for that Tom Daley dive"

by Breadcrust May 19, 2014

daily pwnage

1. The art of pwning nubs religiously.
2. Ones obligation and duty to completely obliterate another person, both physically and emotionally, as well as psychologically.

Hey Rob, how was gaming last night? Did you completely pwn those nubs?

Yea, I definitely fufilled my daily pwnage last night in that complete and utter wreckage.

by dailypwnage September 16, 2006