Cupcake team 

Refers to the crappy team many Division FBS (I-A) colleges use as a warm-up for their football season and to sell tickets to alumni. Teams that fill up on cupcake teams often get fat and lazy, resulting in a thorough ass-whooping come time for conference games.

Every now and then the cupcake wins, prompting a torrent of lulz on every NCAA internet forum. See Appalachian State vs. Michigan.

Vanderbilt is the SEC cupcake team.

Cupcake team by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

East Cupcake 

Similar to bumfuck Egypt, indicates a small town, a one-horse town, a wide spot in the road.

She lived way the hell out in East Cupcake.

East Cupcake by junior goddess December 9, 2008

Golden Cupcake 

A Golden Cupcake is performed after you finish having anal sex with a girl, you then have her put her legs behind her head and you pee in her butt.

Dude, I so golden Cupcaked your mom last night. -Rory to Pat

Golden Cupcake by ThreeG October 23, 2004

fuck cupcake 

Putting an xtc tab up your ass, then having some one sodamise you to the point of ejaculation.

"Ralf gave me a fuck cupcake after I had knuckled a E"

fuck cupcake by ubershock June 24, 2008

all frosting,no cupcake 

a girl who looks hot on the outside,but has absolutly no personality.

paris hilton is all frosting,no cupcake.

all frosting,no cupcake by beckymay74 April 18, 2010

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake. 

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.

"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake. by abart May 1, 2010

Angry Cupcake 

When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you pull out prior to ejaculation, skeet on top of her head on her hair. She looks like a cupcake and is now angry because she has to wash her hair.

Jake: Hey Chris!
Chris: What's up? Why is Patricia so mad at you?
Jake: I gave her an Angry Cupcake.

Angry Cupcake by C Harvey December 1, 2007