Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
by Naikoe September 22, 2007
Get the COWS mug.Hidious but revolutionary shoes made of Croslite polyurethane—an antimicrobial resin that (contrary to anecdotal evidence) resists odor. The clasic clog is made several colors with and without holes and with and without straps. More and more styles(even boots) are about to hit the market. Ugly is comfortable.
by Hugo the Great October 6, 2006
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A slang term for a guy who is awesome at life. Also when read, looks similar to "Carwash."
Also a nickname given to the YouTuber named ShadowXer.
Also a nickname given to the YouTuber named ShadowXer.
by JesusFollower129 (JF) March 30, 2010
Get the Crawsah mug.A 'croissant' is to dry hump someone rapidly while constantly repeating the word 'croissant' with a french accent. Just for fun.
Boy 1: Hi!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!
by Le croissant master April 14, 2009
Get the Croissant mug.In a minority (but still alot) of people's opinions: crocs are the most ugly shoes they have ever seen. Made of rubbery material, these "shoes" (/sarcasm) are like slippers, except with oddly shaped holes on the top. Did I mention they also come in assorted colors too?!
I just cannot see how some people I personally think with a good taste of fashion could possibly fall for these.
HOW KUTE!!!!! /more sarcasm
I just cannot see how some people I personally think with a good taste of fashion could possibly fall for these.
HOW KUTE!!!!! /more sarcasm
Crocs Girl: Hey Katie, check out my new crocs. Aren't they gorgeous?!
Normal Shoes Girl: Uhh yeah...^^"
Crocs Girl: I couldn't decide whether I wanted pink, or baby blue, so I just got them both!! -insert girly laugh here-
Normal Shoes Girl: Uhh yeah...^^"
Crocs Girl: I couldn't decide whether I wanted pink, or baby blue, so I just got them both!! -insert girly laugh here-
by Disclaimed August 31, 2007
Get the crocs mug.A girl who is on a crew (rowing) team who never wears a shirt (only a sports bra) and short shorts no matter how cold it is out. She never works out or tries. The sole reason for her being on the team is to flirt with the boys.
1. Can you believe the coach allowed that crewskank to not do the erg?
2. That crewskank has hooked up with half the boys on the crew team!
2. That crewskank has hooked up with half the boys on the crew team!
by Ms. Michelle September 6, 2008
Get the crewskank mug.A digusting cow who squats on the couch all the time.
A fat fucking lazy sow, who sits on the couch all day and sucks off of government assistance programs, rather then get a job.
A useless cunt who purposely gets knocked up to with illegitimate bastards every two years, in order to continue to live off of welfare checks and food stamps.
A 2 1/2 ton bitch who yells and screams at her fucktard kids rather then get her fat ass up and wobble across the room to discipline them.
A fat fucking lazy sow, who sits on the couch all day and sucks off of government assistance programs, rather then get a job.
A useless cunt who purposely gets knocked up to with illegitimate bastards every two years, in order to continue to live off of welfare checks and food stamps.
A 2 1/2 ton bitch who yells and screams at her fucktard kids rather then get her fat ass up and wobble across the room to discipline them.
"Tell that cowsquatch to get out of bed, it's already noon."
"Make that cowsquatch get off her fat ass and get a job and support her own little bastards."
"No wonder those kids are fucktards, look at that cowsquatch they have for a mother."
"Make that cowsquatch get off her fat ass and get a job and support her own little bastards."
"No wonder those kids are fucktards, look at that cowsquatch they have for a mother."
by thedocisinthehouse May 10, 2010
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