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crapoloni

Term used in replacement of crap/shit, so instead of saying "holy crap" you'd say "holy crapoloni"
"Holy crapoloni that was a big pigeon!"
by pineapples-though January 27, 2017
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crapalanch

A mess of Crap e.g. useless Liability that is not an Asset falling in your apartment or house or whatever.
Apartment 47 presents: Crapalanch.
AHH! Smash! Clang! POP!
by x90x90x90fapfap April 18, 2018
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Crayola Drizzle

When a collection of homosexual men perform a bukkake on an individual.
"Man, yesterday was great! I finally got that Crayola Drizzle I've been begging Chad and the guys for!"
by Female Type August 29, 2017
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craplap

A craplap is when you’re receiving a lap dance from someone and they take a fat shit on your lap.
Aw man i was at club tush and i totally got craplapped, it was awesome!”
by Tushy24you January 27, 2018
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capola

by Logangpauler24 February 13, 2018
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crapocalypse

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.
Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight
by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018
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Crayolaing

A sexual act performed when a marine shoves a crayon in to the ass of another marine and then proceeds to eat said eat said crayon out of the marines ass.
Bonus points if the crayon is Marine Green.
Damn gunny! You inspired the grunts with that fine example of crayolaing!
by DrJohnJD October 7, 2018
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