Pocket Crackers

Another term for condoms, used in reference to the the fact that you keep condoms in your pocket, and crack open the packaging. It also references the square shape that condom packages share with saltine crackers. Typically used in rural Pennsylvania.

Our late-night date was put to a halt when we realized I completely forgot to buy pocket crackers.

by ladyzoe December 27, 2016

Shit Crackers

a phrase that is used much like "Son of a bitch." Used mostly to discribe disappointment.

I walked to my car in the parking lot and said "Ahhhhh Shit Crackers!" due to the fact that someone had keyed my honda.

by Mike Lent October 30, 2003

crackers

Supposed "racist" term referring to white people, because they "cracked" the whip at the slaves. So, if you think about it, its quite a positive term.

"Dees cracka ass crackers be whippin at mah shit."

by Steven January 25, 2003

Christmas crackers

The testicles (from rhyming slang, Christmas crackers = knackers).

Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.

by Dunky Oggins December 25, 2003

Crackers

Plural. A thin crisp wafer or biscuit, usually made of unsweetened dough.

Crackers make this chili awesome.

by Chad September 24, 2003

crackers

Testicles (bollocks)

Ouch, he got me right in the crackers.

by Eric F Cod July 29, 2010

Crackerman

Racist term for a rich, middle aged white guy who hates and wants to dominate women and people of colour.

Ted Cruz is a shining example of a Crackerman.

by Pffft March 29, 2015