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Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.
*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."
by Belinski November 3, 2018
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Wombat Corner

When you are out on town with lads and you get into the dodgy part where the more liberal hoes are and you don't wanna walk past
Lad " im not going any further up here"
lad 2 " why not"
Lad " All the skanks up on wombat corner"
by Subway Squad March 14, 2016
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dork-cornered

trapped in awkward conversation with a human lacking social and conversational skills
"While at the conference, I was dork-cornered by someone I'd never met, and had to be rescued by a friend. "
by bella chiola February 24, 2010
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Fruit corner

A Müller Product eaten by Mark in the hit tv show: The Peep Show, the yoghurt is named in the conversation:

Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.
Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.
by Whiteguy584,295,074 May 28, 2019
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corner people

People who like to camp in corners in games.
(Playing Black Ops 2)
Roses: I ran in that room and that corner people shot me!
Musical: Damn you corner people!
by realrosesarered February 25, 2013
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cut corners

To take a shortcut. Sometimes refers to doing something more quickly or for a lesser cost, but at a lesser quality.
In order to save time, some workers cut corners and don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

The manager told the cashier, "When selling cigarettes, you cannot cut corners. You must check their ID."
by Steven May 30, 2004
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Emo Corner

The corner that you will be emo in.

When you are really sad about something.
Sasuke is always in the Emo corner.

Reading really sad stuff will make you go to the emo corner.
by Emo_one_92 March 13, 2009
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