When someone is bragging publicly about shit that ostensibly doesn't matter in the grand scheme of life on Earth.
I had lunch at my favorite Thai place downtown today. When I was leaving the owner said: "I never see you anymore."
I replied that I had taken a great new job closer to home. During this exchange, a homeless woman entered the establishment looking for something. Hope, maybe? Food?
She heard what I had just said and she looked me in the eye and she blurted out: "Congratularium!"
I replied that I had taken a great new job closer to home. During this exchange, a homeless woman entered the establishment looking for something. Hope, maybe? Food?
She heard what I had just said and she looked me in the eye and she blurted out: "Congratularium!"
by reggieisums May 8, 2018
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by AFKeeker March 25, 2019
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Karen: "congratudolences! At least you had some fun while it lasted"
Karen: "congratudolences! At least you had some fun while it lasted"
by bobothedogboy May 31, 2019
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A person that like to say congratulations.
Feeling the need to make some one happy.
A person that like to say congratulations.
Feeling the need to make some one happy.
by L033Y July 6, 2019
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Congratufuckinlations, you just pissed me off!
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ME: You just stole all the covers," congratufuckinalations, you just pissed me off!"
by Maaga November 17, 2019
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Congratudolences is an idea brought to life by Katra Briel. Please use this handy and useful word. It helps express your understanding that some things in life are bittersweet and that those going through them at the time may need the encouragement of a positive step forward and the loss associated with some events we all go through at one time or another.
Congratudolences is an idea brought to life by Katra Briel. Please use this handy and useful word. It helps express your understanding that some things in life are bittersweet and that those going through them at the time may need the encouragement of a positive step forward and the loss associated with some events we all go through at one time or another.
Congratudolences on your recent divorce, you're free now,and I know it hurts, but it's what is best for you.
by Faith Kendoll January 27, 2020
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