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Fuck Commerce!

by kynit January 13, 2009
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commersch

Short for "commercial". Typically, any schwag. Specifically, marijuana that is grown in a commercial fashion, e.g. not home grown, and most often grown outdoors. It is packed in bricks, and usually is not very fresh or dank.
My regular guy is dry, so I had to hit up the dime spot for some commersh.
by protocoldroid July 20, 2004
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Compé

Strong Bad's newest computer, after he blew up his old Lappy. The Compé includes better graphics than Strong Bad's old crappier computers.
The Compé, because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words.
by Sherlockrunner September 15, 2009
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commercialized disappointment

The feeling you get when you see a totally kick-ass ad, but then receive a smack in the face when you realize that the product being advertised is either terrible, or one that you hate.
Man, that was a pretty su-weet ad.

Shit, it's for Bud Light.

That there's some real commercialized disappointment.
by pulcinella December 4, 2009
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Comparalyze

The act of measuring yourself against someone else in such a way that you become convinced you’ll never reach the level they’re at–causing you to give up trying altogether.
If you spend all your energy examining the ways in which you're inferior to others, you'll comparalyze yourself. The only person you should compare yourself against is you.
by TheChariot77 November 24, 2014
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Commercial Cumming

The action of busting on your girl, and when she thinks it's over you say ,"But wait, there's more" and release a second load on her
Phil: What did you do to spice things up last night?
Adam: I gave her some of the classic Commercial Cumming
by kamkord August 27, 2015
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Comerised

When one eats so much food that one is unable to move. This is usually in conjunction with the use of marijuana edibles.
We ate so many pot edibles, we were comerised and unable to get off the couch
by Lisamd88 January 21, 2017
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