Clinger

a person who annoys the hell outta you and is too much of an idiot to realize it's time to move on. They''re stuck to you like glue.

You: Hey maybe you should get another friend or something

Clinger: ?
You: YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME SINCE FUCKING FIRST GRADE! GO GET A LIFE DAMMIT!
Clinger: I think I'll stay right beside you.
You: I give up.

by Izzy Hername May 5, 2016

Chinker

Another form of the chink. It refers to people of the Chinese nationality. It is often used with words such as "dirty" or "sneaky"

That dirty chinker!

by Dr. Chink February 3, 2013

Clicker Ass

A description for a female with a less-than-adequate bottom. Derived from the phenomenon of people sitting on a couch and watching TV, clicker in hand, thus flattening the hind quarters.

"Damn, that girl must sit around and watch TV all day."
"Why is that?"
"She has clicker ass."

by As originated by Julius D. November 20, 2007

Clingers

Person/People that hangs around someone (usually a hot chick) all the time in an attempt to get a date, number, ITM, etc.

Man look at all those clingers trying to walk that hot chick to class!

by CP November 18, 2004

clanker tits

big tits that wobble when you walk

"Sally has some real clanker tits as she walks."

by Fenske2009 February 18, 2009

Poo Clingers

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.

guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD

by pooclinger September 10, 2010

clonker

finger

drunken english bastardization, from the english word 'finger'

I just wanna clink clonkers.

by Desmond Houghton III November 8, 2004