clinton nj

Clinton, NJ is a town where nothing happens. A shit ton of old rich pricks destroy anything fun here, and the taxes are so high it's like your .12 acre backyard is covered in blood diamonds. Clinton is also infamous for its cops, and their urge to pull anyone under the age of 25 over for absolutely nothing. It's no wonder though, cause the kids here are all pompous spoiled assholes or druggies. Few good people remain in the town of Clinton, and they're either there because our school system fucking rocks, or because it's the last place kids can play in the street without worry of them turning into gangbangers.

Random NHHS Student: What you do this weekend bro?

Punk Kid: Oh nothing, a Clinton cop gave me a bald tire ticket

Other Kid: Oh sheeeeet when did you get your tires bro?!?!

Punk kid: four days ago.

I pass by Clin'on on 78, but I've never been there, and I hurd not a thing happens there.

Me:What is there to do in Clinton Nj?
You: We could always go to citispot!!
Me: Kurt Cobain was right *shotgun shell to mouth*

by Anorthstudent October 22, 2013

client/server database

A client server database is where you rim another mans asshole with your tongue and then force the full width of your girth in his ass.

google search "client/server database" and look at the first link......you know you want to.......

by nothinggoespast May 23, 2009

Clint Eastwood

n. masc. He's a god among men; He's one of the best directors of all time, making movies about boxing and shit at the age of 77; He's puts on the guise of being meek in person, but thats just because if He were to act as he does on screen, He would kill any stranger who got within fifteen feet of Him; the future capitol of the USA and, later, the world; the manliest thing since He invented the penis; a sexual manuver duting which the man, while fucking on top, drinks pure alcohol (Moonshine, The Shine) and then regurgitates it back into a sort of vessel, and foces the women to consume its contents. v. intr. to have the largest penis in existance; to be the single coolest at all.

Clint Eastwood is God's go-to-guy.

by P-koff October 17, 2006

Clinton Road

A deserted and dangerous road located off Route 23 in West Milford, NJ. This place has become infamous due to the strange activity which occurs at night. This includes satanic cults, kkk gatherings, ghost sightings, and some kind of hell hound.

Beware, don't go on Clinton Road at night.

by Tony July 17, 2006

clint eastwoods saddle bags

Slang name for a womans genitalia

As she stood over him naked Dave noticed that her genitlaia hung down like Clint Eastwoods Saddle Bags

by Katy and Neil May 24, 2003

clintonpus

Short for Clintonius Pussus. Unequaled in the annals of medical or political history, this man-tenticle hybrid overcame nearly unsurmountable barriers of racial and species-based descrimination to take his rightful place at the head of the italian mafia.

The day before his second god-child's christening, clintonpus stubbed his tentacle on a chair.

Clintonpus worked tirelessly to promote education about and prevent the spread of TTD's (Tenticly Transmitted Diseases).

Despite occasional inkings, clintonpus inspired admiration in many and fear in his opponents.

At the inaugural swearing in ceremony clintonpus grasped a bible in one tenticle while using four others to simultaneously play the national anthem on a guitar and waving the american flag.

by clintonpus historical society December 6, 2006

Clinting

The practice of using a .44 Magnum in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to act as if one has the touch of Clint Eastwood. Enemies often become disoriented and confused after having been clinted, as they are shocked that the .44 Magnum has the ability to beat their bolt action nurse.

Much of the custom Clinting class maybe changed to a player's liking. A common Clinting class also includes a riot shield. It is highly recommended to use Stopping Power and FMJ on the .44 Magnum for added Eastwoodness. Sleight of Hand is personally recommended since Clint Eastwood can reload at those speeds in real life.

Popularized by the groups USSR and Jiz usually in a combination of efforts, although as noticed, this has been raising in Modern Warfare popularity over time.

Also referred to as Clint Eastwooding, or Eastwooding.

It is also a well known fact among many Clinters that 9 year olds can not Clint very well at all, nor can they defend against the Clint, so Clinters must often be prepared to hear a barrage of how noob they are said through an overwhelmingly high voice at the end of the particular round or match.

Matt: Eastwoodness is next to godliness.

Matt: These kids are getting Clinted so hard they don't know what to do with themselves.

Ballin: We got this, choister is a master of the art of Clinting.

choister: Did you guys see that Akimbo Clintshot game winner?

MikeHoncho: ClintShotTED

by [USSR]Matt MK94 April 24, 2010