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Double-clicking the Mouse

female masterbation; rubbing clitoris for pleasure and/or orgasm
I can only reach orgasm by Double-Clicking the Mouse.
by hgt876 April 25, 2009
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Clicking hand

The hand a person, generally male, uses to operate a computer to browse pornography, whilst masturbating with the other. This is to avoid the spread of anything from the genitals to the mouse and keyboard.

The hand in question will ideally never touch the genitals, and can therefore be used to click a computer mouse, or type on a keyboard, whilst keeping the desk and computer area as hygenic as possible.
It took me ages to type www.youporn.com, because I could only use my clicking hand.

My mum walked in on me wanking the other night. She caught me with one hand stroking my bishop, and my clicking hand clasped firmly on the mouse.
by wazzaaaaap June 27, 2009
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double click your mouse

by c8lin May 21, 2003
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Chicks Before Dicks

The Female Variation of bros before hoes

It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).

Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
Jenny: ''You do know why Jake broke up with Stacy right?''

May: 'No...''

Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''

May: ''That's Nasty.''

Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''

May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''

Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''
by Flowercandii October 27, 2014
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Go click a cow

An interjection of angry dismissal. Used to tell someone to go away, with an implication of strong impatience and disgust.

Derived from the cult Facebook game Cow Clicker.
Rosewitha kept sending me these damned FarmVille invitations, so I finally told her to go click a cow.
by saladandwaffles January 18, 2011
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click click bang

click click bang is a game where the person who is it, points at people in the group going "click, click, bang" or just "click" and "bang" in any order. When they're done, they say "Who died?" The first person to talk dies. You play until everyone knows how people die. Its really funny and really annoying.
Jess: Let's play click click bang! *pointing* "Click, Click, Bang, Click, Bang, Click, Click! Who died?"
Mary: "Um... Lea?"
Lea: "MARY YOU DIED!!"
Mary: "What? How??"
by thenamesjes December 9, 2008
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KFC Murder Chicks

An extensive sci-fi conspiracy augmented-reality game, in the form of a fictional metal band with a fictional history, which later expanded to create the "Erratas" mythos. After 5 years of keeping the ruse going, they were outed as a DJ's side project.
Wait, are KFC Murder Chicks a real band with fake members, or a fake band with real members?
by LegoRacersDake September 21, 2020
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