(Noun) A motion picture of the most low and terrible quality, lacking even the slightest shred of competence or value. Often elicits a visceral combination of anger, disgust and heartbreak from the viewer upon the realization that anyone could ever purposely release such a grotesquery of media upon the naïvely trusting public. Coined specifically to describe "X-Men Origins: Wolverine".
Don't EVER watch that Wolverine movie, it's a cinemabomination. My brain screamed so loud that I could feel it in the blood streaming from my eyes.
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Cinemaraces is a popular card game from Bermuda in which players with fully or partially concealed cards make wagers into a central pot. The pot is awarded to the player or players with the best combination of cards or to the player who makes an uncalled bet. While the term Cinemaraces has fallen out of use with many of the locals and now has been replaced with the term poker, one can still find references to the cultural term all be it very rarely.
by Candunn December 26, 2008
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Cinemax was formed in 1980 by HBO and was the first premium cable tier.
Cinemax was formed in 1980 by HBO and was the first premium cable tier.
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Get the cineMark mug.If Keanu Reeves would spend some of his movie royalties on acting lessons, he wouldn't be such a cinematard.
by gaijin_grl January 28, 2008
Get the Cinematard mug.Hypothetically blowing your load over a movie before you can objectively think about it and your response is not reactionary.
He totally premature cinejaculated over Transformers when it first out, two weeks later he realized how much it blows.
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