CARCUS OFFICIAL

A very small and secret group that capture and fuck raccoons to death some say they eat children, but if you try to mess with them they will fuck your girl. Also they are very handsome people and are very loved by Allah.

Jimmy: Hey John

John: Hey Jimmy

Jimmy: You heard about CARCUS OFFICIAL?

John: no but they sound kinda gay

Everyone: WHAAAAAAAAAT YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!!!

CARCUS OFFICIAL: I STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH ALLAH'S POWER

by BigAids69 May 5, 2020

Cancushin

When someone hits their head on the wall so many time they get a concussion.

Cooper jumped on the bed and hit the wall so many times that he was cancushined

by Disos October 2, 2021

Cactus

When something is completely and utterly broken. Not beyond repair, but without any incentive to repair itself or be repaired. Can apply to circumstances not just objects.

Bro my wheel just fell of my car, and my car insurance didn't cover it. The whole thing is cactus.

by The Range March 8, 2022

cactusus

a sus cactus often used by people name urra or olin

its also an way to eat by blending your food and smeering it on a cactus and tasting it

can also be used as an insult

stfu u cactusus or fish cactusus are sooo good

by anonymous June 6, 2022

stroke the cactus

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"

I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus

by Mvrcv January 8, 2017

jeremy the cactus

Noun: The name and leader of a cult of followers that have the belief that the world was created by a cactus.

Someone: what the heck are you promoting
Me: Jeremy the cactus, who else?
Someone: who?
Me: come with me and you'll see, a world of a cactus's creation

by Hunter01 February 5, 2019

Black hole butter cactus

The action of a black man pouring pig fat on a sizeable cactus (Arizona variety), and proceeding to sit himself upon the peak of the cactus. In a perfect world, the cactus would proceed to penetrate him.

Yo Jerome!
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.

by Jackinthabox April 27, 2019