Bunk Funk

When you jerk off in bed and you are too lazy to care where you cum, you inevitably squirt your juices in your sheets. You then get tired and fall asleep, bam, a week later you've got a bad case of bunk funk.

Guy #1: "Dude, what are those crusty white patches on your sheets?"
Guy #2: "Damn I forgot to clean that shit after I was whacking the weasel."
Guy #1: "That's right bitch, now you've got a rancid case of bunk funk."

Bunk Funk by Moonnite July 9, 2009

Bunk Baby

An older roommate who still lives in the dorms and is overly sensitive. Typically lacking coping mechanisms and communication skills, Bunk Babies are unable to solve problems on their own.

"Cole reported me to the RA for taking a beer from the fridge. He didn't seem bothered by it a couple weeks ago."
"What a Bunk Baby."

Bunk Baby by RustyNailTermz November 24, 2020

bunk bitch 

A person, male or female, who is seen by others as being too conservative or cautious especially when it comes to social situations.

That Tyrone's been stuck up in his room all damn night while the party's goin' on, the little bunk bitch!

bunk bitch by Dave Iglesias August 3, 2005

bunk mate 

Term used to describe a fellow prisoner sharing a cell together, or a term for a gay partner

That's my new bunk mate, i am going to make his anus bleed tonight,

bunk mate by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

bunk beds 

What you build to make room for activities.

Dale: The bunk beds look amazing! Look at that! It looks like one you'd buy from a store! Look at all this floor space!

Brennan: SO many activities!

bunk beds by Dr. Doback July 28, 2010

bunk driking 

The act of driving a bike while intoxicated. This is a more lawful alternative to driving a car drunk but can end in some hairy spills nonetheless.

Chic: Wow, you're in rough shape, what happened last night? That must have been some party huh?

Dude: Oh the party was truly epic. But while I was bunk driking home some stupid raccoon jumped out in front of me and I crashed into a parked car. Stupid raccoon.

Chic: Umm, you're bleeding on my croissant.

bunk driking by Hunchback05 April 12, 2010

bunk-balls 

Bunk-balls refers to a situation where two men are having sex with one woman, double penetration style where the woman is riding one gentlemen as he is lying or perhaps sitting, and the other gentlemen is penetrating her while he is behind both of them. Variations are acceptable as long as it creates a situation where the bottom man's scrotum lies beneath the top man's scrotum, stacking them vertically like bunk beds. Hence the term, "bunk-balls".

Steve: "Tyler, see that chick over there?"

Tyler: "Yeah, the hot one?"

Steve: "Yeah, the one with the bubble booty giving me and you the "I need DP-face".

Tyler: "Yeah, I see her. Damn she is smokin hot."

Steve: "Yep, I got four words: me, you, her, bunk-balls."

Tyler: "Dood, that's five words."

Steve: "Well, the bunk-balls is hyphenated."

Tyler: "Oh, I see, but does that make it one word?"

Steve: "Dood, shut up, who cares, go get her number so we can rub shafts later."

Tyler: "Sweet, ok."

bunk-balls by T-Hood t.c. December 11, 2009