Turd Burglar

n: One who repeatedly trys to open a locked bathroom stall door

I was minding my own business when the office VP came and kept trying to get into my stall! What a Turd Burglar!

by Ryan Shizzle March 13, 2003

Tit Burglar

Verb. One who runs by a well endowed women and grabs her chest before she knows what's what.

Hey Did u hear Rorrie got a Tit Burglar degree when he totally got Lauren yesterday

by Sash Marler February 17, 2006

Turd Burglar

Someone that comes into the bathroom and tries to open an occupied bathroom stall.

"I was having a nice shit when I was interrupted by a Turd Burglar, so I coughed to scare him away".

by iceman26 March 11, 2007

burglarize

1. A way of dealing with burglars.
2. A silly American English version of burgle, or 'to enter property forcibly or illegally'.

"Plagued by housebreakers? Troubled by thieves? Then use our new patented Burglarizer(tm) and burglarize them away!"

by richard May 21, 2003

TURD BURGLAR

Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. This should not be confused with an Uncle Ted.

So there I was, minding my own business in the crapper, when some dude came out of nowhere and Turd Burgled me. I started coughing hoping to alert him of my presence, but the Turd Burglar just wouldn't stop trying to get into the stall. Needless to say, it was a terrifying experience.

by noahat May 5, 2009

Bulgaria

An ancient country in the Balkan region inhabited mainly by the Slavic people. A number of times during its history, Bulgaria dominated the Balkans. The two Bulgarian empires dominated a large amount of land including much of Greece. The first Bulgarian Empire took the city of Constantinople twice, however the generals were bribed and the city was never oficially conquered. The first Bulgarian Empire collapsed after it was weakened by the Mongols and the second because of the Ottoman invasion. Bulgaria secured its independence during the late 19th century after they defeated the armies of the weakend Ottoman Empire. Bulgaria has alot of culture and history. It was two Bulgarian monks, Qiril and his brother, that ceated the cyrillic alphabet. The same alphabet that was later adopted by Russia. Because of centuries of Ottoman rule the spirit of the Bulgarian people is not a strong as it was. It will take time to recover the former strength of the Bulgarian people.

The first Bulgarian Empire could have ruled Europe, was it not for the bribery of the Byzantine politicians.

by X-45B23 July 14, 2006

nerd burglar

One who steals other people’s intangibles like personal pictures, spreadsheets, etc. left on a website in a private directory not meant to be shared with the public. Different from hacking it implies no or very little skill needed on their part.

You really can’t leave stuff out on the internet unencrypted anymore, all the nerd burglars will grab it.

Nerd burglars got the video of that one time... and now it's on youtube.

by ilted January 23, 2010