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Brunch

A moral justification on why it’s ok to be absolutely plastered despite it not even being 11 A.M.
Linda: Why is Kimberly drunk already? She’s practically unresponsive! It’s only 10:30!!

Michelle: She had brunch today.

Linda: Oh, never mind. I’ve been there too.
by Peanut Brittle 6969420 October 27, 2020
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School brunch

If you go to a public school and on minimum days the district would combine lunch and nutrition and only give you 30 minutes
Dang it, I won’t be able to finish my thicc sandwich because i only have 30 minutes of school brunch
by Billiestansss May 26, 2019
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Brunch and Munch

The act of taking a girl out for some delicious brunch then taking her back to your place to "munch" on her vagina.
"Dude I just took Sheila out for a Brunch and Munch, it was awesome!"
by CrashWhoa July 26, 2017
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Brunch Titties

Eating Brunch at a classy establishment while staring at strippers.
I have an idea, let’s go down to Cheetah’s for some Brunch Titties!
by Downtown Lee February 18, 2022
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Hot Brunch

When one gives themself a mimosa enema, and then blasts it all over a sexual partner.
Hey baby, it’s 11am, I’m horny, we like shit play. How about a hot brunch?
by ScoobyDoe March 15, 2020
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Brunch

A person who usually doesn't flush after taking a dump.
"Man that guy is a total brunch! He didn't flush after taking a dump."
by shiza_m January 28, 2022
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