Bloats

A word commonly used by the skeets, meaning a lie. Probably derived from the real meaning of the word bloat (to swell up or inflate), which is normally applied to their tales.

Mind you, the skeets often use bloats to refer to things that often aren't bloated. Like their car.

Ayy, that's bloats, she disn't be riding yet, leek.

by Fry Crayola December 10, 2003

chip chopin the blip blop

1. smokin the same spot

say dowg we chip chopin the blip blop today.

by Jon June 2, 2004

blop

beautiful lovely open pussy

I ... in the forest , come upon... her BLOP ... in fantasy dream.

by Bsurdist! The Monsignore Jones January 13, 2016

Bloop Blop

The phrase a girl speaks after you cum in her mouth.

"I asked her if she was going to spit it out or swallow it and she said Bloop Blop."

by Marquis70 March 10, 2008

bloated

Bloated, means that you are feeling constipated, or feel like you have diarrhea, and then you let one rip, (A fart.) But it becomes a shart, (wet fart) .
You can also "That person/animal looks bloated." which means that they look really constipated.

Man, that person over there looks really bloated, eh?
Yeah.

by lugeromi October 6, 2016

blop blop

the sound it makes when you unload your baby batter on a females ass, tits, face, stomach, back, ear, cheek, forehead, etc. best achieved when you do the 'squeeze and hold back' move so it will spray out like a super soaker.

Guy 1 : Hey man, that skank come over last night?

Guy 2: She sure did, I let loose and went blop blop all over her forehead.

by jlove6182 June 4, 2010

Bloat

A life threatening condition developed in dogs. Also known as Gastric Tortion this is were the stomach doesn't empty properly, then swells with and gas and then twists. Any breed that has a deep and narrow chest is prone to this. This can be solved by medication if the stomach hasn't yet twisted. However once the stomach has twisted it can only be treated with an expensive operation. This is only if the condition is caught in the early stages. If conditions are gone unrecognised it could cause a certain and painful death.

"Dude i had to put my dog down last night"
"Why"
"Because her stomach twisted the vet called it bloat"

by finnerty August 29, 2009