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Anal bloom

The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.
The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!
by TrashIdiot February 10, 2021
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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head
by iamadictonary March 1, 2011
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flowers are blooming in Antarctica

Dogwhistle for "eat the rich".
The melting of Antarctic glaciers is resulting in flowers blooming on the continent. This is being contributed to by the rich class. The phrase basically means "our planet is dying".
Good morning, did you hear flowers are blooming in Antarctica?
by bissynessman January 17, 2024
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Blooming

The act of rolling back one's foreskin to reveal the head or glans of the penis.
William's penis was blooming after Emma tugged it down out of frustration.
by The REAL Artist January 4, 2023
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chamber of bloom

(Unidentifiable, but I’ve suspicions)
A chamber of uses in which to have sex with someone.
Specifically entitled in a manga, of which leads into the idea of (someone) taking (someone) to a specified place/room (etc.) to have sex.
Meet me at the chamber of Bloom, I will wait for you there.”
by sorrower July 9, 2023
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Blooming flower

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.
Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?
by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020
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