blood shart

When a person thinks they are just going to fart and to their dismay, Bloody poop soils their underpants. Usually happens during illness or during times of severe kidney stones

"Hey john, why are you making that face?"

"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

Blood queef

a violent, bloody vaginal discharge that generally resembles (both visually and audibly) that of a ketchup bottle that hasn't been shaken properly.

Enrique: I was eating out my girlfriend but she blood queefed into my mouth!
Helga: Oh, dude... thats delicious... *rubs clit*

by Hotpocketyum February 12, 2012

gypsy blood

a person who does not like to settle down in one area or does not like to be with the same person all the time.

jack moves from place to place living the high life, I think he has gypsy blood
gill has gypsy blood she just won't settle down with a man.

by see wath34 October 28, 2017

Hells bells and buckets of blood

An old brittish exclamation of annoyence (like saying "fucking hell"), orginaly used by sailors.

*hits thumb with a hammer*
"Oh hells bells and buckets of blood!"

by Mr Yin July 6, 2009

cumming blood

Used to describe a handjob technique in which the female lacks knowledge and believes that manhandling your penis will result in pleasure.

She had no idea what she was doing, she was jerkin me off so hard last night, I thought I was cumming blood.

by Fred Riahi May 13, 2006

Blood Dragon

After having sex with a woman who is hard on her period (your balls are a bloody mess), stand next to the wall and smack your nuts into the wall, leaving a bloody print of a flying dragon.

I am sure she will be pissed off when she finds the blood dragon on her wall.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

Blood for the Blood God

"Technoblade never dies."

Sun Tzu, The Art of Technoblade

Technoblade killed his teammate for coins? BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Technoblade killed the owner? BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Technoblade won a 3 v 50? BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

by TheMostOGName September 3, 2020