Blitzered

A cross between blitzed (stoned) and obliterated (drunk).

Those dabs and beers got me blitzered.

I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.

by DabHatterLabs October 22, 2013

blizzard cum

thick cum that resembles a Blizzard milkshake.

OMG, did you just see that Blizzard cum all over that girls face? It looked so thick and creamy!

by girlyoucraycray November 15, 2011

Blizzard Burka

What women wear when it's freezing cold out and snowing like the dickens, consisting of a ski cap pulled low over their eyebrows and a scarf or turtle fur neck gaiter up over their noses, leaving only their eyes exposed. Then they throw a long wool or down coat on, creating the effect of wearing a burka.

Martin: Wow, this is some snowstorm!
Laurie: Martin, it's me!
Martin: Laurie? I didn't recognize you in your Blizzard Burka.

by mblxv January 4, 2014

blizzard position

It's where the girl sticks her head in the freezer and the guy does her from behind.

I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.

by Dave wansted December 10, 2016

Bizzerd

Gatorade and 7up mixed together

Bizzerd is so mf good

by RippleRaps8 October 25, 2018

Blinkered vision paradox

Someone who doesn't like unrealistic games and films unless they do.

He won't watch Godzilla because it lacks realism, but one of his favourite films is doctor strange. He's obviously got blinkered vision paradox

by Therealgeekatron June 15, 2019

blizzard

When a male releases a massive, hot load of semen (or cum) in a low-temperature environment, causing it to immediately condense and vaporize, much like boiled water does in low temperatures.

Herman powerfully ejaculated into the brisk Yukon air, generating a dense blizzard that enshrouded him in a fine layer of crystalline semen.

by Anpistom November 3, 2020