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bluzzered 

The state of 'flubber' (a Wella gel product for hair) and being 'buzzin' (to be stoned).
The act of smoking weed, in past, future and present tense.
1) Tonight we are going to get bluzzered tonight when we smoke cannabis.
2) I got unbelievably bluzzered at that party last tuesday.
3) Hey guys, I'm feeling really bluzzered right now.
4) Wanna get bluzzered?
bluzzered by PhPi January 18, 2008
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bluffered 

Flabbergasted, being confused of one's statement
Halley: When I found out who A was on Pretty Little Liars, I was just bluffered.

Bunk 7: I know!!!
bluffered by 4eversproutie503 September 24, 2011
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Bluzzard 

A verb, noun, adjective. Kind of like the word "dude."
Bluzzard..... Can you hand me the remote?

Ohhhh bluzzard....
Bluzzard... they give you a whole week to vote in the elections, why would they give you only a day?
Bluzzard by alicbandit May 12, 2011

Bizzered 

To get wasted at a Bizzer function to the point of passing out and vomiting as a result of beer pong or shots every 30mins
“Josh got completely Bizzered at his first Bizzer function
Bizzered by Bakes461981 March 20, 2022

Bluttered 

A Scottish word meaning severely drunk or pissed.
Jamie came hame fae the pub last night and he wis totally bluttered!

Wife: You're no goin oot again, last night ye were bluttered!
Bluttered by prof_evil January 27, 2011
A broad level of highness recognized by marijuana smokers. Bluzzed refers to the area between buzzed and blazed. Bluzzed was orginally used by an amazing pimp.
"Nigga, yo weed was some shit. I'm only bluzzed after three of yo fuckin fake ass bowls"
Bluzzed by Matthew Scott Fletcher February 20, 2006

Brazzered 

The art of ejaculating on a women's face. It is particularly applicable when she is not expecting it.
Fuck man, I totally brazzered that native last night! She started sceaming, oh god my eye, why did you do that? It's burning....
Brazzered by KAJP August 27, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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