Bleejay

The act of receiving a blow job while having a hand egg beater inserted in your anus and turned at the same time.

Wow, that guy James was kinky he wanted me to give him a bleejay.

by DosLesbos January 16, 2011

beleeb

Ghetto fabulous version of "believe."

"I can't beleeb how dat mafuka beat dat pussy up, forealz!"

by Skum September 13, 2013

Bleef blisket

When you have a mental retardation but that doesnt stop you from trying to order your own dinner

I want the bleef blisket plz

by Fifimon January 24, 2019

Bleed J

Blow Job after period sex.

Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.

by JBG1024 August 15, 2019

bleeding tomato

A reference to one's vagina during their menstrual cycle.

My bleeding tomato stained my white pants.

by Team3redheads December 30, 2019

Bleeber

A little bitch made boy who can’t bench over 300 lbs. Typically a beta manlet with 14” pencil neck.

Hey man, you see Zach try to bench? He’s such a fuckin bleeber.

by DannyBoy69# February 17, 2023

insta-bleeder

when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.

Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"

by chicklet55 February 4, 2009