bladdered

A term used in Ireland to describe a certain level of drunkenness and is generally used when the bladder of the person drinking can't cope with the volume of alcohol taken and develops a mind of it's own.

Typical Symptoms include: unable to speak properly, only capable of emitting 1 syllable every 12 seconds, unable to walk, unable to control bladder, unable to understand plain english, trying to hail a shopping trolley for a lift home, urinating for 12 minutes at a time with a startled-deer look on their face, talking to shopping trolleys, sudden short-sightedness and long-sightedness at the same time, swaying, trying to copulate with a shopping trolley, proposing marraige to the policewoman, crying about the price of parsnips, pouring uneaten fast food all over the footpath, phoning the mother-in-law, randomly quoting descartes/proust/homer simpson..etc.

did ye see yer man last night? totally bladdered he was. couldn't string a sentance together. so he couldn't. They poured him into the joe maxi (taxi).

or

ah, jaysis lads, the girlfriends bladdered. can someone call a joe maxi (taxi)?

by Fergusg May 13, 2006

blabersat

-a pencil or pen (bla-bur-sat)

Lil' wayne did not need to use a blabersat to write his song because it was a freestyle.

My blabersat ran out of ink!!! Can i borrow yours?

by astcan11 November 30, 2009

bladen

a very hott male yt:s0gs

wow bladen is very attractive

by Sthehottmale May 31, 2018

sling blade

a really good film that was written, directed, and staring billy bob thorton.

" Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."

by Ben April 3, 2005

The angry Blaker

The act of removing the penis from ones pantaloons and recieve a hearty laugh from the sexual accomplice. You then become quite enraged and punch the woman in the face then fucking her rectal cavity brutally until you hit the poo nerve, causing her to shit ferociously all over the male erectus. The constant flow of fecal matter causes the woman to lose conciousness due to a mass body fluid loss, to which you shit in her unconciouss mouth and fuck it some more until you blow your load in to her mouth orfice. Afterwards you tie her upside down to the fridge and drink the thick liquids that are expelled from her mouth. You then sew her mouth shut and poo on her face so she vomits and suffocates. You then fuck her dead body some more and then torch all evidence of the delicious occasion and then admit yourself into a mental institution where you undertake all previous steps on a psycho dilusional fuck who has no idea what is happening :D

OMG Guys did you hear about what happened on the weekend. Police say someone gave some biddy the angry blaker. That shit was literally fucked up.. *Holds Boner

Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.

by Radcool November 10, 2010

Obama Blamer

Many Americans, particularly Republicans, are angry with President Obama they seem to have forgotten that the Bush Administration caused the serious and continuing problems facing this country and the world (see Bushnesiacs.) Bush43 ruined the American economy and kicked off a world-wide recession and destroyed our image in the global community. Now as President Obama tries to repair the damage Bush caused, fuckwits across America are blaming him for the Bush Depression and the hugh national debt. WAKE UP YOU MORONS! The sad state of our nation is not Obama's fault he is trying to fix it!

There is nothing in the world more annoying than an Obama Blamer! Blaming Obama for the Bush economy is like blaming a fire fighter for burning your house down!

by Charles_U_Farley July 13, 2010

fanny balder

A high quality razor for the female genitalia.

I've never been as smooth since using that fanny balder with a drop of clungeditioner.

by Way-Way February 2, 2023