shithouse buzzard

One that stands on a toilet rim to deposit fecal matter into the bowl. This is done to avoid a dirty toilet and catching germs from the rim. Can be noticed by the footprints left on the toilet seat and splashed poop.

After a heavy night of drinking beer and eating chicken wings, Jay pulled a shithouse buzzard in the restroom at the Greyhound Bus Station.

When Mike went into the restroom, he noticed footprints and splashed poop on the rim. This led him to call out in the club "How is the shithouse buzzard?"

by Jenna Page, Slow Talking Jay November 11, 2013

Sticky Blizzard

The end result of a person who just received a face full of one's ejaculation.

"Damn, that girl is sexy as f*ck! I would love to give her a 'sticky blizzard'!

by UnicornQuweef July 11, 2014

jungle buzzard

a hobo or
tramp
who preys on their own.
Slang used in the 1930's by hobo's.

I was taking care of my own and this jungle buzzard had the nerve to try and con me

by Savannaaa March 15, 2016

Sizzle blizzard

Outdoor naked hot-tubbing during a snow storm

We are totally going to sizzle blizzard over winter break.

by MNice90 May 3, 2019

tennessee blizzard

A light snow with little to no accumulation that causes irrational panic and the near-total shutdown of municipal infrastructure (including closing schools). Tennessee Blizzards often result in grocery stores completely selling out of milk and bread, and can result in death, destruction, brush-fires, and binge-drinking.

The forecast is calling for 0.00027 inches of snow. We'd better get to the grocery store and buy 47 loaves of bread and 12 gallons of milk... it's going to be a Tennessee Blizzard.

by Teabagus Maximus February 8, 2020

ample buzzard

Someone who has a very small penis so needs to bring a dildo (buzzard) with them to pleasure anyone.

That guy stefano is a real ample buzzard.

by Tucan Sam14 July 7, 2020

The Portuguese Blizzard

When a guy and a small child looking man go into the bathroom of a KFC together. The tall man ingests 200 grams of cocaine and then has the small man rub his balls on his stomach. After 30 seconds of this, the tall man will proceed to ejaculate 200 grams of dry cocaine all over the KFC walls therefore creating the Portuguese Blizzard.

Yo dad follow me into the KFC bathroom so I can show you how to make The Portuguese Blizzard

by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 27, 2023