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Bite the towel, I'm going in dry.

When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.
Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.
by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 26, 2012
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bogos binted?

how to respond if someone asked if you got your photos printed
p1 "hey, did yo get your photos printed"
p2 "bogos binted?"
p1 "what?"
by Not-Binted April 3, 2022
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bitner

1. Having achieved brief infamy or success, then proceeding to fail or bungle colossally at one or more careers or activities, partaking of a rampage of self-destruction and ruin, then moving on to something completely random and wierd, to the amazement of all.
2. The fetish of hiring and interacting with but not having sex with a prostitute.
"That is so Bitner!"
by Anonymous May 24, 2003
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smurf bite

a dynamic pinch executed between the thumb and the middle finger, braced by the index finger for added leverage thus increasing the pain ten fold
that small asain tried to donkey punch me so i countered it with a smurf bite to his slow zipper headed ass
by DJ KNUCKLES March 7, 2005
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Bite the silver bullet

1) To have to to 'bite the bullet' and pay a large amount of money just to hang out with wealthier people.

2) To pay an exorbitant amount of money for a seemingly superfluous or luxury item due to social pressure.

3) To spend too much money on something because of the expectations of others.
Ex. 1 — Dan and Sarah are getting married in fucking Napa where a hotel costs a billion dollars a night, guess we just have to bite the silver bullet.

Ex. 2 — Andrew wanted to go to the fanciest restaurant, order a steak and wine, and the split the bill evenly, but he's my boss so I had to bite the silver bullet.

Ex. 3 — The girl wanted to take a weekend flight to Paris for a mini-vacation, but she's so hot I just had to bite the silver bullet.
by Pseudophor May 11, 2019
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Money Bite

A collection of a candy in which there is one and only one of every flavor or color.
If you have 5 skittles and it's one of each color, that's a money bite.
by Tre Five September 16, 2010
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granny bite

Half a shot of Grand Marnier. Fast and cheap, just like the friends you buy them for.
by Matt in the SRB June 22, 2011
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