Beetle

The most amazing person in the world, someone who deserves the world.

"Oh hey, is that Beetle?

Yeah they're cool as hell"

by N0iro March 11, 2021

beetlejuiced

When you mention someone's name (typically someone you don't like) a few times in a conversation, and end up running into them a very short time later as though you "conjured" them up by saying their name three times (as in the movie "Beetlejuice".)

Eve and I were talking about Dreena, and then we went out for Chinese. Not *5* minutes later did she show up, and come over to our table! We had so beetlejuiced her! Ugh!"

by tankedgirl April 4, 2010

beetlejuice

A favorite guest on the Howard Stern radio show who is an African-American midget with an unusually small head. His catch phrase is saying "Me?" after being asked questions. Also known for giving outrageous answers to simple questions (ie. What number comes between 2 and 4, his answer "36".).
He believes he's 6'7" 480lbs when in reality he's 4'8" 92 lbs. Real Name is Lester Green. Has been in a few movies including Scary Movie 2 and Bubble Boy. His website is jollydwarf.com

by Poopy McCallister III Esq. July 30, 2003

Beetle Bonnet

the large area of fanny clam shown when a chubby girls wears leggings or cycling shorts. resembles the shape of a VW Beetle Bonnet.

fanny clam camels hoof mooseknuckle Beetle Bonnet

by smutty August 3, 2009

Beetleneck

Mexican immigrant.

A beetleneck border jumper/crosser.

by Beetleneck July 28, 2015

beeteedub

an elongated version of BTW: abbreviation for "by the way"

Kadeja: "...yeah that beezy was a such a strumpet! oh! beeteedub: did you see the poop tooth on that hoodrat?"

Monifa: "oh f' sho! that shit was gnargnar!"

by badonkadej July 17, 2006

Beatin Beets

To use both hands to smack one's scrotum and balls back and forth repeatedly until the sack is deeply reddened and sore to the touch. Performed for sexual pleasure and by those into rough genital play. May be self-performed or performed by a mate.

Roger loved Beatin Beets. His lovers sack was a deep shade of purple by the end of their session.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015