WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

An exclamation that you may use after your gummy bears eat your stove

Karen: Hey Don, we gotta pay those bills or else we-
Don; WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

by DeKnees May 18, 2020

Gummy Bears

The act of an old person taking out his/her dentures, and chewing on someone's arm and/or hand, the gums giving a squishy feeling on the victim' arm or hand is what gives it the name "gummy bears".

Jimmy: Dude, you look like you've been traumatized. What happened to you?
Erik: My grandfather gave me gummy bears when I told him that I didn't want him to keep buying me books and prune juice as christmas presents.

by I Hate Making Pseudonyms November 7, 2012

Don't Feed the Bears

A phrase clearly stating, "Don't Feed the Bears" this rule is best followed if one cares about his or her puny pathetic life. Otherwise just screw it, feed the friggin' bear.

"Billy! I said not to feed the bears!"
"but pa'"
"No! Not buts, this is the last time i get you a fake body part!"

by for all you know its "Bill" March 17, 2005

dancing bears

a reference to Grateful Dead band culture; multicolored bears that have been an icon of tripping, often spotted when you do enough drugs to be out of your fucking mind.

I took 5 tabs of fraggle and was seein the dancin bears!

by Kat November 20, 2004

flaming gummy bears

gummy bears soaked in vodka

Those flaming gummy bears got me sooo drunk last night

by gummybizzle October 31, 2010

makin' bears

(adj.) Going poop. Describing the big and brown characteristics of poop.

It is a derivative of GREASY GROWLERS

Q: "Where did Jim go?"
A: "Oh he's in the bathroom, makin' bears"

by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009

drop bears

Animals that live in the Australian bush. They drop down on the head of their prey from above. The gov't on Aussie doesn't admit that these creatures exist because that would mean a drop off in their torist business. There are no reported pictures of them

be careful when walking along in the bush mates!

by :-) March 21, 2005