I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

Tape n' Bate

The act of masturbation while filming, and or directing a pornography film.

Video reads: Big Cocked Jew Rails Slutty Wife As Gay Son *Tapes and Bates*

Horny man: "Ohhh the 'ol Tape n' Bate! Better watch this video!"

by I am unknown to UD May 28, 2011

baseball glass faggot

those people who put the fake halfway broken baseball sticker that gives the illusion of shattered glass on thier car with the ball sticking out... what the fuck? you can just put your teams logo on your car .. you dont need a fuckin retarded sticker that looks like a ball is sticking out of the glass thats so dumb

look at that baseball glass faggot what an idiot

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

Baseball

What people think about to avoid premature ejaculation, when having sex.

I wanted to please my wife, so I thought about baseball.

by Dalian April 10, 2006

Baseball

a very hard ball
able to do some damage

a fan was struck in the ass with a baseball and now has an stretched out rectum

by Jay June 2, 2003

baeboy

A gay ass word boys call they friends but still try to justify it

"Wassgud baeboy how u been?

by Baeboyyyy June 24, 2021

baseboard

the internets definitive design discussion forum, macintosh technical help board, gallery and community site. ever. honestly.

"where the fuck can i go to get help with this design / technical difficulty?" - "baseboard.net, of course!"

by baseboard March 13, 2004