Barrelesque

A description of someone who is of a portly stature - ie : Fat

She's put on a lot of weight

Yeah she's positively barrelesque.

by Kermit the Dog November 2, 2008

barrelassing

Driving at high speed through an area not intended for vehicles.

How did you break your arm?

We were barrelassing through the field and rolled the go-kart.

by Iridescent Shadow December 30, 2008

trash barrel

A woman who has let many men put their junk in her bin.

Your mother is a trash barrel.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

trench barrel

(v) A sexual act performed on a man who is laying on his back, where one lifts up the balls and then licks from the anus all the way up to the balls. This act is especially heinous if the man has not recently cleaned.

I would have showered if I knew she was going to trench barrel me.

by emulator November 21, 2020

Jasmine bartek

Jasmine bartek a influncer on tiktok with 200k followers

People say she looks like Zoe and sometimes call her zoe
But she’s nothing like Zoe

Jasmine bartek is not Zoe

by Ghala<3 November 10, 2021

Tits-in-a-Barrel

A term often uses as an adjective, to describe something extremely cool. When used in context, exudes the euphoric feeling of actually finding a barrel full of tits.

Tits-in-a-Barrel...that is the most amazing yellow Corvette she is driving!

by surfdog March 10, 2009

Dan Kingsley Bartlett

A Dan Kingsley Bartlett (a.k.a. Daniel Kingsley Bartlett, Dan Bartlett or Penishead) is known as a dickhead and has no morals. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett is someone who loves to start fights and provoke people for no reason when they are minding their own businesses and having conservations amongst themselves that has noting to do with that person. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett has a penis on their forehead and has a hot sister. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett can give it to people but can't take it. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett hates people because of their birthplace or something they have no control over, while anyone with any moral values hate Dan Kingsley Bartlett because of the reasons stated. These three words used together are more offensive than cunt, fuck, bitch, nigger or any other swear word in the English language and should never be used in public.

Two people seeing who can give out a bigger insult...
Person 1: You're a wanker.
Person 2: You're a douche.
Person 1: You're a dickhead.
Person 2: You're an asshole.
Person 1; You're a rapist.
Person 2: You're a fuckwit.
Person 1: You're a cunt.
Person 2: You're a Dan Kingsley Bartlett!
Person 1 is now shut down.

by a person with morals January 2, 2012