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Badger

One Badger is equal to £7.50
It is the street price of one tab of scrote.
by I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t January 10, 2012
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Free Bagel Friday

Free Bagel Friday is a repeated theme in Wheezy Waiter videos.

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Since January 2009, when Craig makes a video on Friday, he always includes a segment about Free Bagel Friday. On Free Bagel Friday, there are free bagels available at Craig's workplace. Every Free Bagel Friday, Craig confronts his boss (Mike Benedetto), demands his boss' bagel, and then punches him in order to steal his bagel (most often, a sesame bagel). When Mike gets punched, he usually flies backwards into recycling bins, shelving units, boxes, and so on.

This comical bit is the longest-running repeated theme in Wheezy Waiter videos. While the structure is always the same, the dialogue between Craig and Mike usually alludes to whatever topic or jokes the rest of that particular video contains. For example, in a video where Craig (Wheezy Waiter) performed a version of the song 'Creep' (his version called 'Crepe'), Mike's dialogue in the Free Bagel Friday confrontation consisted of lines from the song.

See the definition for Wheezy Waiter for more information on these videos.
TGIFBF. Thank God It's Free Bagel Friday. Every Friday, we have a big pile of bagels in the office.

Oh shirt, it's Free Bagel Friday.
by martha_s February 8, 2010
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how bostonians say garbage
stop watching that gaa-bage
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fat badger

To persire profusely.
To have excessively moist gonads due to heat, humidity or excercise, causing great discomfort.
Bloody hell,
it's hot in here?
i'm sweating like a Fat Badger!
by Daveyboy Snotling January 28, 2007
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nesting badger

you place your genitals in a bowl of fruit position, then proceed to rub your landing strip on a girls face
i gave lori the nesting badger and it chaffed her face
by asher boates February 11, 2007
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Thats the Badger

Saying to point out someting that is totally correct
*James points out car i was on about without knowing the name*

I reply Thats the Badger
by UnShavenMonkey March 17, 2005
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badgertron

Badgertron : an electronic/robot badger that doesn't have any fur.

Created by Chris Sukkar
I was playing paintball then a badgertron came out of nowhere and bunkered my ass.
by Chris Sukkar July 29, 2004
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