Baboon Ass

{noun). When a man gets up from a sitting or squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scrotum slip between his legs. As he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his ass cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia turning red like that of a baboon.

"I regret wearing boxers today because I got up too fast and got instant baboon ass! Now my balls hurt!"

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

baboonish

Baboonish (adjective):
Relating to the behavior of a baboon. Qualifier to describe wild and irrational actions, particularly while high or drunk.

"Damn, last night Trey ate some shrooms then pissed in the punch bowl."
"Yeah, he acts pretty baboonish when he's messed."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

bafong

a slut, whore, or skank

that girl is a bafong

by miela December 28, 2007

barfoon

The neighborhood loudmouth who appears daily at the local watering hole.

It doesn't take long for this barfoon to make everyone wish he'd just shut up.

by writnstuff January 26, 2010

Bafooligan

Someone who is making a fool of themselves or is being a jackass trying to impress someone or a group of people

Guy: *Snorts pop rocks*
Lady: "Wow, real mature, bafooligan."

by jefar123456789 November 3, 2011

[Secks] baloons

Secks ballons is somthing you put on your penis, also called; condoms

w/ secks baloons

8=====D

w/o secks baloons

8=====p
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by Mastar ch33f February 4, 2009

hi im a baboon

just like a man but less advanced and my anus is huge

What up, world?
It's your boy, just one of the guys down here
Well, I could be more specific
Uh, I'm a human
And I just wanted to, you know
For the sake of all of us earthlings out there
Just wanted to say
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
hi Im a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?

by spoodertable10000 April 30, 2019