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rusty sherrif's badge

dirty battered "ring piece"
Also known as Rusty Bullet Hole, Ass Hole, Brown Eye, Wrong'Un, Exit Sphincter, Poop Hatch, Loaf Chopper, Cornhole, Poop shute, Shitter, Batty Button, Fudge Barrier, Your Momma's Favourite Place or Brown Blow Hole
A homosexual might say "Hmmm, your rusty sherrif's badge is looking tasty today"
rusty sherrif's badge by Tim Evans February 3, 2004
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Rusty Sheriff's Badge 

Rusty sherrifs badge 

Chocolate starfish; anus hole; ring piece; dirtbox
You smell like a rusty sherrifs badge.
A badge worn by males to show that you have a RB, when your erection has finished you take the badge off. Usually used during lessons at school the pass the time. And as a competition between students, they are timed and it is seen who has had the longest at the end of the term
Josh: Ooh got an RB
Rob: Where's the RB badge guys
Danny: Here it is
Luke: I'll time it
RB Badge by Robert Pennington December 24, 2007

Nookie Badge 

Love bite

When someone marks you as their territory by sucking on your neck or other visible area, leaving a sign to other potential suitors that you have recently had relations

An ugly purple bruise that happens when someone sucks on an area of skin with gusto, bursting the capillary blood vessels just below the surface

An off putting sign that is usually seen on teenagers and adolescents. Often worn as a badge of honour in friendly circles until it drives away the wearers next would be date with revulsion.

A way for sluts to mark their exploits or conquests.

A way for people to tell that the wearer sleeps around and may not be a suitable safe sexual partner.

Do not let anyone suck on your neck unless you are in a relationship with them.

The same principle as cattle branding, you are owned until the mark heals which can be as long as a month if the person sucking knows what they are doing.

Similar results can be achieved by using a hoover to suck on your neck or pinching and twisting with extreme force bursting the blood vessels just below the skins surface.
Oh shit i never realised the bitch gave me a "nookie badge" until she left. How am i gonna pass this off to my girlfriend?

You - "Babe, i swear it was my mates with the hoover, they pinned me down and attacked my neck"

Babe - "Lying bastard, i know you been with that slut up the street"
Nookie Badge by Wilbo Baggins November 15, 2010

Red Badge of Courage

The mark left on the sheets of a bed caused by vaginal intercourse with a menstruating female.
Frank: "Hey Evan while you were gone for the weekend I left you a Red Badge of Courage on your bed!"

Evan: "Thanks man! You're the best!"

Rusty Sheriff's Badge 

Brown Eye
Similar to the Jap Eye but with a brown colour!
Rusty Sheriff's Badge by Dan March 16, 2004