auto-pwn

Action or words where you end up pwning yourself; the process where this happens.

Unnamed_Player: Are you like staking me or something, you've killed me three times in a row!

Noob: I can't help it, you keep coming all over me. I mean...Urmmmm, never mind!

Unnamed_Player: Haha! auto-pwn!

by evil0verl0rd April 29, 2009

Auto Fellaciao

Where one sucks his own dick

Boy 1: Damn just found out about auto fellaciao
Boy 2: the fucks that?
Boy 1: Lemme show you ;)

by JizzyDSoundcloud May 28, 2018

auto-fux

The act of arrogant programs such as Microsoft Word second-guessing the user and introducing misspellings and grammatical errors into otherwise tidy copy.

“I think that Word auto-fux my typing.”

by Midge Wordsley March 14, 2012

auto-translator

A translator for the Final Fantasy XI online game that allows the english and japanese players to communticate.

Auto-translator =

Nickj> (Bee) (all right) (back!)bathroom trip (incredibly tough) load.
Samuraiman2002> (Please invite me.)
Samuraiman2002> (Hello?)

by Shiek178 August 20, 2006

Auto-B.A.M.F.

adj.) The quality of that which is awesome, or B.A.M.F., without having to prove itself.
In other words, something or someone that is B.A.M.F. simply based on appearence, body language, voice, or skill that hasn't yet been witnessed.

"Even though the guy lost the fight, his entrance made him Auto-B.A.M.F."

"The man staring at me was an Auto-B.A.M.F. I didn't want to second guess him."

by Khaos D. August 6, 2008

auto-pirate

A variation on the pirate or creamy pirate, an auto-pirate can be either an intentionally or unintentionally administered pirate; an auto-pirate occurs when the masturbator ejaculates in his own eye and pirate groans issue from his mouth out of frustration or pleasure.

I had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left peeper with an auto-pirate.
While his friends clicked away at first person shooter games and flight simulators, Melvin was content to cure his doldrums by spending evenings at home, eschewing such electronic pleasures for extended bouts of auto-pirating.

by Papa Darkness August 7, 2006

auto cadd

horrible computer program used to create useless drawings of buildings and cartoons in high school communications classes.

ex. 1

person 1- "I love auto cadd"
person 2- "auto cadd is teh gheynaughtseabuttsecks"

ex. 2

person 1- "Did you like my slide show using autocadd?"
person 2- "Yeah dawg, you check out them tits?"

by CSTWIZ March 21, 2007