mash attack

when you've been typing for ages and you're fingers duff up and just mash the keyboard for relief

(typing) so i was walking down to bob's house and (fingers duff) sfjkscjvbkdskjcnbkisd ngfbn gjed gjodf oyujh d godfiogv ghntoei vngoerig ptgpb... whoa that was a serious mash attack!

by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010

Retard Attack

The inner retardation of a person all comes out at once resulting in a retard attack.

Ermin just had a retard attack in class.

by PonyFighter28 November 04, 2021

robot attack

In webcasting, the sound of the interference introduced when a mono audio source is encoded using a stereo codec.

Check your settings, I'm hearing a robot attack on your 300k stream.

by KateNow January 11, 2010

Zack Attack

When your brother who is older than you sneaks behind you and sticks his dick into my ass

Luke: Stop Zack I don’t want a Zack Attack

Zack: I know you want some!

by Jeffery Epstein March 09, 2022

Penis Attack

When you or someone attacks your penis when you or the other person is not looking.

“Guys! He’s getting penis attacked!”

by ?cupp¿ February 12, 2023

rack attack

1. When a woman's breasts are a weapon.

2. A rack so fine, if could be deadly.

That girl hit me with the rack attack.

by DavidSolidus September 05, 2005

shart-attack

a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school.

"dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack"
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident

by Eloy Denis June 14, 2011