Zack Attack

When your brother who is older than you sneaks behind you and sticks his dick into my ass

Luke: Stop Zack I don’t want a Zack Attack

Zack: I know you want some!

by Jeffery Epstein March 9, 2022

bluetooth attack

verb(or noun)
The act of searching bluetooth devices in a public place, then finding available devices and sending a random device contacts containg inappropriate or hateful comments or funny pictures/media.

1. When me and Joe were in the airport we sat in a busy terminal to find some devices to Bluetooth Attack.

2. I freaked out when i got Bluetooth Attacked with a picture of somones ass.

by Spencer S. Righteous December 9, 2008

Penis Attack

When you or someone attacks your penis when you or the other person is not looking.

“Guys! He’s getting penis attacked!”

by ?cupp¿ February 11, 2023

poop attack

When you are overwhelmed with a sudden urge to shit

"I never should have eaten those hot wings at Tilted Kilt. Five minutes later, I was suffering from a severe poop attack and had to make a mad dash for the disgusting public bathroom. It was full-on colon distress.

by Meatsplash June 30, 2015

Retard Attack

The inner retardation of a person all comes out at once resulting in a retard attack.

Ermin just had a retard attack in class.

by PonyFighter28 November 3, 2021

rack attack

1. When a woman's breasts are a weapon.

2. A rack so fine, if could be deadly.

That girl hit me with the rack attack.

by DavidSolidus September 22, 2005

shart-attack

a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school.

"dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack"
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident

by Eloy Denis June 13, 2011