kick assitude

the level at which you kick ass

my the meters measured my kick assitude the scale would be broken

by krells June 2, 2008

Asspine

1) A seven-letter word used in Scrabble. 2) An insult used to describe those that seem to have a pine up their ass. See also: Fuckernickel.

Origin: Pine was used in a game of Scrabble, and a player only had the letters A, S, and S.

That man is acting like such an asspine.

You stole my cream soda, you asspine!

by Kevin February 24, 2005

asspillow

1) A ring-shaped pillow used to elevate one's ass from a sitting surface, usually to promote rapid healing of a injury on the posterior

2) A tall skinny bastard/bitch who does nothing but spew chunky diarrhea out of his/her gaping noisehole. (See also assclown)

1) I forgot my asspillow, and my hemerroid popped when I sat on your couch.

2) Shut the hell up, you asspillow!

by Mayhem178 October 19, 2004

assitose

to desribe the gayness of Ashley Meige and Neoma Ross

That wigger kid is muy assitose

by jennifer garrison January 29, 2005

asstit

Mis-spelling of "aztec". Can be used intentionally, as an insult towards the Aztec people or someone named Aztec.

"C'mon man, let's get to Asstit!"

"Yo, what's up, Asstit?"

by Shorwiam January 18, 2009

assbite

one who bitres the anal parts

you cocksmokin' assbite, you bit my cocksuckin' ass

by dranem March 4, 2005

asspirating

When you go into a severe coughing fit and start inhaling the tissue you're using to cover your mouth.

"Katya, you're a dipshit. Stop asspirating your tissue. You're going to get tissue crap all over your tongue."

"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"

by bahhhhhrooke June 27, 2005