Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.

Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*

by Amonaly March 8, 2022

Allah

The name that a American Muslim worships and gives boring ass lectures abt it everyday day

AYGHAHE, ALLAH IS GREAT +5

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025

Allahism

When you justify everything using Allah sallahallayhiwaalayhiwasalam to justify everything.

Why are Israel and Iran fighting each other?
Because Allahism demands for a Jewsade.

by fjjen June 26, 2025

Allah face

The face you make when a person about to explode

Guy - uh oh

Girl - what ?

Guy - he about to combust

Girl - (makes Allah face)

by Profit Muhobbit March 10, 2024

having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025

Allah

the terrorist god that gives Arabs blowjobs every time they blow up buildings

Allah Akbar!

by jaguar3217 December 22, 2023

Allah

Allah is defined as the God.
Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.
Allah is now known as an Islamic god.

Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.

by Tina Raven Claw July 30, 2025