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Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.
Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*
by Amonaly March 8, 2022
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Allah

The name that a American Muslim worships and gives boring ass lectures abt it everyday day
AYGHAHE, ALLAH IS GREAT +5
by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025
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Allahism

When you justify everything using Allah sallahallayhiwaalayhiwasalam to justify everything.
Why are Israel and Iran fighting each other?
Because Allahism demands for a Jewsade.
by fjjen June 26, 2025
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Allah face

The face you make when a person about to explode
Guy - uh oh

Girl - what ?

Guy - he about to combust

Girl - (makes Allah face)
by Profit Muhobbit March 10, 2024
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having hats that are the size of allah

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."
by jobiff March 31, 2025
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Allah

the terrorist god that gives Arabs blowjobs every time they blow up buildings
by jaguar3217 December 22, 2023
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Allah

Allah is defined as the God.
Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.
Allah is now known as an Islamic god.
Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.
by Tina Raven Claw July 30, 2025
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