tardigrade amnesia

When you get so drunk you somehow become impervious to any sort of physical harm, and survive the strangest and most dangerous encounters, without remembering any of it. Named after tardigrades, small animals that can survive in almost any conditions, even in the vacuum of space.

"Dude, what happened? You look like shit!" "Uhh I... lost a drinking contest? ... beer pong? there was a water bucket bong? I don't remember ... think I fell from the balcony into a bush and passed out.. and slept in there until the morning..." "What the fuck? That's some hardcore tardigrade amnesia!"

"So Marc woke up bare ass naked on the beach under an inflatable boat. He didn't know where any of his stuff was so he had to walk two hours to his mom's place wearing some tarp he found on the beach." "Dude it was freezing outside last night!" "Yeah talk about tardigrade amnesia"

by Ironballs March 1, 2020

threshold amnesia

upon reaching some sort of threshold, whether a doorway, the index of a book, google, or the kitchen, usually after smoking a big fat stogey, that you stop and say to yourself, "what the fuck am I doing here?"

I took a big bong hit with Bob the line-cook out the back by the delivery entrance then went back into the kitchen opened the big door to the walk-in freezer and said to myself, "what the fuck did I come here for?" That's threshold amnesia.

by Udoli Smirgl January 19, 2009

Amnesia Dark Descent

Amnesia: The Dark Descent (Also known as "That game pewdiepie plays") is an over exaggerated overrated nonscary game where you have to get an orb or kill alexander or some shit no one cares about
The only scary parts were the torch turning on and the brass bull (Probably just me. I had to pause for an hour because i imagined what it would be like in one of those things)

Pewdiepie buttbuddy:OMG DID YOU SEE PEWDIEPIES NEW AMNESIA DARK DESCENT VIDEO ITS SOOO SCARY OMG PEWDIEPIE IS THE BEST
Normal person:Shut up you autistic fuck

by jjr51802 November 6, 2013

phone amnesia

the condition that occurs when one makes a call and is preoccupied, so when the recepient picks up the phone the caller momentarily forgets who they are calling

(ring ring)

Me: hello?
Caller: oh...um...who is this?
Me: what?
Caller: oh wait sorry i just had a case of phone amnesia.

by johnbob06 September 30, 2008

Food Amnesia

The act of forgetting the food one has just previously eaten, made famous in an episode of Spongebob when Patrick Star eats his own food and forgets soon thereafter. This can also lead to accusing other people of eating or stealing ones food.

Terry: Where da fuck is my sandwhich?

Nardo: The one you beasted on, like five seconds ago?

Terry: No, I didn't even take a bite yet!

Nardo: Bro, you have a case of food amnesia

by DAnteDMCgirl June 24, 2011

Food Amnesia

This happens when you've just eaten something like... 2 seconds ago... and forgot you ever ate it.

Patrick: Where'd my candy bar go?
Spongebob: You ate it, Pat, it's all over your face.
Me: Major food amnesia

Angel has serious Food Amnesia. She JUST ate that apple core.

by Katie Marie Bell October 25, 2011

cell phone amnesia

When you are in a call and get a call waiting signal. You answer the call waiting signal and totally forget your original caller. After you end call, the cell phone rings back from original caller.

Girlfriend 1 calls.
while talking. girlfriend 2 calls in.
You answer and leave GF 1 on hold.
You end call from GF 2.
Cell phone rings back from GF 1 who is now pissed cause you got cell phone amnesiaon her!

by Truckpipe770 January 4, 2009