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DOT com

a term used to describe an extremely TALL, altitudinous, large, skyscraping, oversized, preposterous, beastly, bison-like female.

it is said that these 'DOT com' women tend to feed on all sorts of raw ground meat such as ground chuck, ground loin, ground veal - and also participate in many barbaric rituals involving men said to resemble Al Roker.

"DOT com" insinuates the woman is an Amazon, pertaining to AmazonDOTcom
(a) oh haaay soooo today, i went to the Bulk Store again - majorly running low on vats of warmed, petroleum jelly and Arabian camel toes. and all of sudden dude - this BISON walked in. legit.
(b)shut up. tell me it wasnt..
(a) yeah dude. it was a DOT com. and the worst part. all 7'4" of the broad was flying free like cling wrap at a bondage convention. all she was wearing was a deer skinned 2 piece.
(b) so hein.
by p i e r n a - - l e g February 21, 2008
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dot cotton

Manx rhyming slang for rotton. A female with an unattractive, repulsive appearance.
That bird you pulled last night was dot cotton!
by Manx bloke September 3, 2006
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Dot clan

The best clan in any video game filled with incompetent fucks.
The people from Dot clan just won the round while watching turtles having sex.
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dot dot dot

the perfect phrase to make any situation awkward.
"I could really go for some Choripan dot dot dot"

"Are you back home from your date yet?"
"Yes dot dot dot"
by nrmz April 14, 2013
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Dot Dawt Daught

Used in place of dot dot dot which is used in place of "..."
It is used to express a fairly wide variety of reactions, such as that what it replies to is stupid, exasperating, or defeating. It is used in text conversations, such as message boards, chat rooms, IM, or Email. Using this form has gained popularity because if you line break after each you get a nice pyramidal shape, each line being longer than the one before.
Person one: Wait, Mario is a game?
Person two: Dot Dawt Daught
(or)
Dot
Dawt
Daught
by Unz September 25, 2005
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Dot girl

Female version of Dot Rat. Same characteristics with the addition of swearing at her boyfriend at the top of her lungs, usually in the middle of the street.
by Cassandra1127 June 11, 2018
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Dot the eyes and cross the T's

When having sex, the act of ejaculating in both of the female's eyes, and shooting a line across her tits.
Q: Did you dot the eyes and cross the T's like I told you?

A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.
by Jsquared2000 December 24, 2010
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