zebra wafflez

A YouTuber with 30+ subs who will never upload

Oh have you seen zebra wafflez why he no upload.

by RelaxingIsKing October 9, 2017

Zebra Humor

The largest zebra joke website in the world, featuring zebra joke videos and zebra joke games as well as an extensive library of zebra jokes.

"Zebra Humor on Wordpress has a crazy game with 13 different endings and each one is a zebra joke."

by amanto de zebraj ŝercoj June 16, 2018

Zebra penis

A term that is used for Hentai, when a penis is censored with black stripes.

This zebra penis ruins this hentai!

by VirginTurtle May 18, 2020

golden zebra

Zebra with golden stripes

That zebra has golden stripes because it's a golden zebra

by It's_Just_ME January 3, 2014

Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018

giraffes and zebras

the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.

tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.

by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013

zebra pen

A pen that cheap kids take apart and turn into a one hitter. It has a steel tip that is used as the bowl.

Bro buy a zebra pen so we can smoke.

by George25miller December 7, 2017