xbox live

aka the sun cult. A great way to make friends and have fun with your friends playing games online but eventually devolves into a giant nerdy circle jerk.

Little Bobby (Before Xbox Live)- Fresh air is great. I love my family. I love my dog and life.

Litte Bobby (2 Weeks into Xbox Live)- I still love my family. This acne is getting bad. I kind of don't like life. Girls don't go for me.

Little Bobby (1 Month in)- ZOMG! I'm a level 3332423434 prestige on COD 4 and yesterday I jizzed in a master chief helmet with all my buds from Xbox Live. I love nico bellic and worship him as my messiah. I haven't heard a girls voice in years. Life fucks and sucks. What the fuck is grass? Oh yeah, I hate my family and fresh air. Also I had to kill my dog for food because the hot pockets ran out. I shit in a pan because I can't miss a moment of this Left 4 Dead round. "splooges all over collector's copy of Saints Row 2"

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

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xbox moron

An infamous moron who got pwned by the INTARDNETZ

guy1: yo dude, have you seen the xbox moron on youtube? What a tool.
guy2: yeah guy, I heard that this kid actually broke into someone's house and stole his xbox, and he was dumb enough to send the owner a voice message using his xbox.
guy1: haha yea brb, I'm gonna spam his facebook profile.

by Joseph Grone March 23, 2008

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Xbox Hangover

The day after an especially long Xbox session that lasts deep into the morning hours. Several cups of coffee are required to stay awake at work, your eyes sting and look droopy and all you want to do is go home and get your fix.

Jay: "Hey Mike, you like shit today. Did you go out drinking last night?"
Mike: "Fuck no, I have an Xbox hangover."
Jay:"Huh?"
Mike:"I stayed up playing Xbox until I passed out face first on my coffee table."
Jay: "Well at least look like you are working."
Mike: "Whatever."

by John Sappho December 16, 2008

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Xbox Live

An Internet service offered by Microsoft for their Xbox video game system, for the sake of being able to play their Xbox games online. Comes with a microphone so that you can speak to the other people you are playing with.

Sadly, most Xbox owners are not used to being able to talk to their opponents like PC gamers are. Hence the majority of the conversation that goes on often consists of "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! SHOOT THE FUCKING GUY!!!"

by Seer-of-Shadows May 19, 2004

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Xbox live

The only place where white people can say the N-word ad nauseum without being immediately set upon by an angry mob and beaten to death.

*On XBox Live*

annoying xbox kid- You nigger!

nothing

*In Real Life*

annoying xbox kid- You nigger!

annoying xbox kid is immediatly set upon by an angry mob of young black men and beaten to death.

by BIllyoh! April 7, 2009

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