Wrap it in Bacon

Verb Phrase.

The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.

"We want to drive opens on this direct mail piece about a pretty boring event, so we'll wrap it in bacon by putting a monkey in a tuxedo on the enclosure."

by el_chacal September 27, 2011

wrap it before you tap it

Put on a condom before you bang a chick, or a dude.

Jim: Hey, I just had sex with Wendy.
Jerome: Nice bro, did you wrap it before you tap it?
Jim: I'm not a dumbass, I use protection.

by qw3r1y August 21, 2022

gonorrhea wrap

a sandwich found in a vending machine

Trapped for days in the psychology building, Matt chose starvation over the gonorrhea wrap.

Unable to find a rock, David slew Goliath with a projectile gonorrhea wrap.

by Klug September 13, 2008

shrink wrapping

When one installs a condom in the flacid condition then grows into it.

it's not hard... don't worry I'm shrink wrapping it..

by the noodle'er December 17, 2008

gunt wrap

A full-bodied gunt (female 'front butt') that, lacking room for further expansion on the woman's front side, begins to spread through the hips and continue toward the back.

Not only does she have a textbook gunt, it's becoming a gunt wrap

by ezemofo January 10, 2010

Danish Wrap

When your chosen bed partner cooks up some bacon, wraps your penis in it and jerks you off using the warm bacon.

Man I had Suzy around last night and she gave me a mean Danish wrap...

Dude your sick!

by The kiwi strikes again March 30, 2010

Gangsta Wrapping

Gangsta wrapping is a subgenre of gift-wrapping, where you act all hard while wrapping gifts, mostly because you're pissed that you have to wrap them.

You just finished your Christmas shopping and realize you have to wrap them all. Fuck.

You end up gangsta wrapping: drinking hard, uttering profanities, making references to your Christmas Ho ho ho's, and listening to NWA or Ice T while wrapping all those motherf*ckin' gifts.

by iansync December 27, 2011