Barb-wire cock

Another term for a male with the clap

Oh no not barb-wire cock again

by Your concern November 10, 2003

parbed wire

A replacement for words such as off the hook, and off the chain. Used in a variety of ways to describe something extremely awesome or stupid. Both a negative and positive.

Dude, check out that chick, she's totally parbed wire!

Wow, man, the way you got rejected by that Wookie was totally parbed wire.

by Bullshoy November 25, 2011

Live wire vs tongue

Goodbye friend.

Live wire vs tongue
Results:
Everyone who joined the compitition died.

by Why is this happening November 18, 2020

die-by-wire

Intentional corruption of the term "fly by wire", i.e. an aircraft who's flight control system has no physical link between the pilot's controls and the external control surfaces, relying instead on computers. A complex and malfunction-prone system, leading to a certain background amount of low-level panic amongst those required to fly such aircraft, either as crew or passengers.

"These damned die-by-wire Airbus jobs give me the Brown Trousers every time I get in one"

by eighthofseven November 8, 2007

liar wire

a worthless, broken cable.

fuck this liar wire bullshit, get me a patch cord that works.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

barbed wire

what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms

macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo. what a pussy

by emohammers December 10, 2003

zips in the wire

A quote from "Platoon", but used in general conversation in "the Nam". It's based on a racest term "zipper-head", a name the US soldiers gave the Northern Vietnamese and militia (Vietcong) combatants to de-humanize their targets. It was quicker to refer to them as Zips, Cong, or V.C., and also served to make them "less human" in the eyes of the invading forces. Today, most people have forgotten about particulars of the Vietnam war, and often use the phrase as meaning there are enemies close at hand, or you are surrounded by very serious problems.

"We got zips in the wire",.... it's a lovely fucking war.
I heard he's getting fired for all the crap he said.....he got zips in the wire. Dude, now your getting fired.

by Lawman1646 August 6, 2017