die-by-wire

Intentional corruption of the term "fly by wire", i.e. an aircraft who's flight control system has no physical link between the pilot's controls and the external control surfaces, relying instead on computers. A complex and malfunction-prone system, leading to a certain background amount of low-level panic amongst those required to fly such aircraft, either as crew or passengers.
"These damned die-by-wire Airbus jobs give me the Brown Trousers every time I get in one"
by eighthofseven October 23, 2007
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Wire Sex

The conglomerate of many wires tangled together. Usually related to entertainment centers or areas with lots of electrical equipment.
Every time I come home, I find my entertainment center having wire sex!
by Adam. A March 31, 2010
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wire cutters

The Term "Wire Cutters" is 9 7 suited in poker.
Ryan cracked my Ace's with the wire cutters, his favorite hand.
by Seppinator July 22, 2005
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wired to the moon

Scottish (Glaswegian) - high on drugs, mainly associated with neds and schemies esp. temazapam (jellies), valium, base and cheap ecstasy.
Aye man that punter's wired to the moon and if he doesn't shut it he'll get a burst mooth man - pass the buckie.
by ScottW April 11, 2006
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barbed wiring

A mutilative sex act in which a length of barbed wire is inserted into the anus of an individual and pulled out like anal beads. If two are involved, the penis of the other individual is also inserted, with the barbed wire, into the anus.
When Ugandan militants entered the village, the first thing they did was demonstrate their authority by barbed wiring five local men.
by rasperas August 02, 2011
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wired tight

The highest state of organization and readiness. Having multiple redundant systems in place. Having everything in working order and planning ahead for any possible issue or scenario. The opposite would be "not being wired tight".

An affirmation of wired tight to another person can be communicated verbally as "dude, you a freaking wired tight", or non-verbally by using a hand gesture in the shape of a "W" followed by a "closed fist".

Latest real example of Wired Tight is the planning, organization and the execution of "Penn Trip 2014".

La Penn Es Mi Alma
Tramonte, these sleeping quarters are wired tight!
by sageisms August 06, 2014
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liar wire

fuck this liar wire bullshit, get me a patch cord that works.
by Dickie Moist October 07, 2003
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