Whale Chair

A motorized wheel chair that is used by the morbidly obese who are too lazy to walk.

-Wow dude, look at that guy over there in that whale chair!
-yea, he should totally be walking instead of letting that machine do all the work...

by ReiRei December 11, 2006

Whale Tank

A rather large female, characterized by grunting noises and awkward bodily stature. Somewhat of a cross between a whale and a tank.

Ranked on a scale from 1-6, 1 being noob, 6 being rosie o' donnell

Wow! There goes a level four whale tank...

Man, that level 6 whale tank is definitely size 14+.

by Big Daddy Fun Fun August 19, 2010

Angry Whale

When a man ejaculates into the anus and the recipient farts afterwards spewing seman into the air like a whales blowhole.

I came in my girls ass and she gave me the angry whale!!

by Valleymike September 4, 2013

whalephant

It is a mix of a whale and an elephant, creating the fattest creature alive. Used to describe someone incredibly fat.

God Sydney, you're such a whalephant!

by BeccaAnn October 17, 2009

The All Gen Gamers Whale

The All Gen Gamers Whale is a sound effect regularly played on the All Gen Gamers Podcast. It is normally the subject of jokes as the whale "travels" to the houses of the 4 members of the podcast and gets up to many (usually sexually related) antics.
The members of the podcast like to brag about when the "Whale" is at their house.

Where's The Whale?- AGG Crew on the whereabouts of The All Gen Gamers Whale

by AGGfan July 14, 2011

Whale Cock (Dork)

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.

1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'

2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'

by Dr. Know April 7, 2005

whale hunting

Whale hunting, A group of friends goes out with the sole purpose to pick up the most overweight girls possible and have sex with them, The person who brings home the biggest catch wins!

Me and my friends went whale hunting and I won.. She must have been around a thousand pounds

by Neffneffneff September 20, 2007