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weekend wednesday

Often when a group of college students have a wednesday with one or no classes, they will begin to drink at midnight on tuesday and long into wednesday morning.
John: "Do you have any classes tomorrow?"
Steve: "Tomorrows wednesday right? No I dont."
John: "Dude, lets make it a weekend wednesday."
by graftonsoccer1021 September 8, 2010
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Ash-stinence Wednesday

The first day of Lent on which every Catholic boy says they are going to give up jerking off for 40 days but in reality their promise lasts about one night.
Garrett: You looking forward to Ash-stinence Wednesday?
Carey: Well, it doesn't really matter since I already jerked off this morning.
Garrett: At least you lasted longer than most guys.
by Holy G February 21, 2010
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bad mom wednesday

The day Lisa realized that referring to her red-headed children as "struck matches" is actually a racial slur....

Struck match meaning a term used by Daman Wayans to describe really, really black people.
Did you know I have been referring to my children as struck matches to the mothers at my kids catholic school ? This is definitely a bad mom Wednesday

In response Ashley says "you should subscribe to urbandictionary.com so you will have less of those embarrassing race related moments!"
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wine wednesday

An excuse to drink too much wine on a Wednesday and Instagram it without feeling like an alcoholic
"Hey what are you doing tonight?"

"Ummm Wine Wednesday with my betches of course!!!!" #classy#girlsnightout
by Mikeyninja April 26, 2014
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Gay Wednesday

A weekly tradition where guys who play volleyball slap each other’s asses and act significantly more gay around each other.
Liam: Hey man, it’s gay Wednesday

Ian: Oh shit you’re right, lemme slap your ass.

Liam: Go right ahead.
by Ohm1224 April 7, 2019
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Woo Back Wednesday

Takes place every Wednesday, to recognize Pop Smoke, and his life. At some point gets very repetitive
PERSON 1: IF YOU AINT WOOIN YOU AINT DOIN 👌😤 WOO BACK WEDNESDAY
PERSON 2: FFS CAN YOU STOP SAYING THIS EVERY WEDNESDAY ITS YOUR TURN WITH THE KIDS, RYAN
by Urban dictionariest October 28, 2020
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weepy wednesday

Follows suicide tuesday,A strong side effect of the drug xtc is a depletion of endorphins which can cause severe depression, fatigue,and hopelessness.

It is the need to cry at everything no matter how small.
k was reading a circular e-mail asking for donations for poor children in work and felt like bursting into tears, managing to just see past the walls of tears that were building....remembering its just the drugs... weepy wednesday
by Sally Martin August 25, 2006
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