Gay Wednesday 

A "guy on guy" weekly orgy that takes place in a small town at the mouth of the Great Egg Harbor River (and other mouths) where the men of said town get together and perform ritualistic gay sex acts on one another and return to their wives, girlfriends, and/or POF accounts as if nothing outside of hetero ever took place. Legend has it that Gay Wednesday is the horniest day of the week.

**Tuesday afternoon**
Lenape Indian: "What are you guys doing tonight?"

Frank: "I'm shopping for bigger gag-balls for Gay Wednesday tomorrow because my old ones got swallowed last week."

Gay Wednesday by DixieWreckedMLNJ September 13, 2016

White girl wednesday 

Weekly holiday to celebrate white girls.

Especially White thicc hoes

Damn happy white girl wednesday Joanne whip them tiddies out
*joanne proceeds to whip them tiddies out*

White girl wednesday by Lil thong June 5, 2019

Wasted Wednesday 

getting trashed on a wednesday
could also be a continuation of tipsy tuesday
or a prep for thirsty thursday

What are you going to work on today?

Nothing, its wasted wednesday.

Wasted Wednesday by toonerpro December 2, 2009

Reboot Wednesday 

The day after Patch Tuesday (The second Wednesday of the month in months that don't start with Wednesday). The day you have to reboot your computer for the patch to be installed on your computer.

guy 1: Happy Reboot Wednesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm it's a computer nerd thing

Reboot Wednesday by Straemer September 24, 2007

weekend wednesday 

Often when a group of college students have a wednesday with one or no classes, they will begin to drink at midnight on tuesday and long into wednesday morning.

John: "Do you have any classes tomorrow?"
Steve: "Tomorrows wednesday right? No I dont."
John: "Dude, lets make it a weekend wednesday."

weekend wednesday by graftonsoccer1021 September 8, 2010

Ash-stinence Wednesday 

The first day of Lent on which every Catholic boy says they are going to give up jerking off for 40 days but in reality their promise lasts about one night.

Garrett: You looking forward to Ash-stinence Wednesday?
Carey: Well, it doesn't really matter since I already jerked off this morning.
Garrett: At least you lasted longer than most guys.

Ash-stinence Wednesday by Holy G February 21, 2010

bad mom wednesday

The day Lisa realized that referring to her red-headed children as "struck matches" is actually a racial slur....

Struck match meaning a term used by Daman Wayans to describe really, really black people.

Did you know I have been referring to my children as struck matches to the mothers at my kids catholic school ? This is definitely a bad mom Wednesday

In response Ashley says "you should subscribe to urbandictionary.com so you will have less of those embarrassing race related moments!"

bad mom wednesday by Boots of Chinese Plastic 7 May 25, 2012