Meat Wallet

A vagina. A very, very meaty vagina with big pussy lips.

Holy shit, check out that meat wallet! That would make for some good camel toe.

by Amadeus Sinclair April 9, 2009

sausage wallet

in the Renascence time it was a word to define whores.

That gal is a sausage wallet. She's with a different mate every week.

by Hamster. April 30, 2009

Gammon Wallet

The over-used, pink, leathery, dry, sore, stray pig-haired genital area of a woman. Often found amongst the older generation the Gammon Wallet hangs from the undercarriage of the species in two parts – left and right. Physically resembling a man's battered leather fold-over wallet, hanging from a washing line, with the line supporting it down its fold. It has the colouring and finish of an uncooked gammon steak.

She stood naked before me, legs about one foot apart. Her aged body appeared to lose 20 years when shrouded in darkness and silhouetted against the full desert moon. I felt stirs of arousal in my groin, wrestling with my tight trunks. She looked exactly as I’d imagined her. I scoured every inch of her outline, her slim womanly curves tantalizing and feeding my every dark thought. But then I noticed it. Her gammon wallet. It hung like two oversized bats tussling in the opening of a cliff side cave. Each beast pumping condensation into the cold night air as they collided in a battle for superiority and best breeding. I shivered with disgust and shook my ill fated thoughts from my head. She was Deputy Head-Mistress after all with no traces of MILF attached...

by birtbag July 10, 2006

Wallet Raped

When you go to buy something, and then when your about to pay, you realise that its really expensive but its too late to go back. And you have to buy it. You feel ripped off!

When you are buying popcorn from the cinema. When you pay for it you find out its £5.
- "just the popcorn thanks"
= "ok, thats £5.50 then please."
- WTF, rip off"
= u well just got wallet raped man!"

by wozpot March 19, 2009

Faun Wallet

A faun wallet is a small (usually pocket-sized) storage device used to keep personal items such as credit cards, cash, driver's licenses for frequent quick access used by faun's. A faun wallet is usually brown and it has a picture of the owner on the outside of the device.

Joe: Wow! Did you see that faun's wallet?
James: Yeah! He had a faun wallet.

by Murri August 2, 2007

Fish wallet

Slang for a vagina, or of you like, a pussy

I could smell the fish wallet she had in her jeans a mile away.

by yobbo April 23, 2003

nob wallet

a little cotten sac that protects ur penis from the dangers of the outside world

hahahahah look at that nob wallet on channel 5

by micheal February 1, 2005