Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 03, 2014

shiggle wiggle

a homestuck tiktok dance

user 1: i love doing the shiggle wiggle
user 2: oh dear god help me

by cr0nusampora June 12, 2021

Tit wiggling

Describes two or three kids messing around and taking time up

Those little boys are tit wiggling around

by Awesomeboy3,000 May 09, 2020

Wiggle Spasm

The uncontrollable urge to wiggle when something feels good.

He scratched my back and gave me a wiggle spasm because it felt good.

by istacy April 26, 2013

wiggle bops

Wiggle Bops is the semen that comes out of a flacid penis. This only happens to gay men named Andy.

I sure do love it when my boyfriend get his Wiggle Bops on me!

by Wiggle Bopping December 11, 2013

Public Wiggling

The act of touching someone's private part in a public setting.

Last night, she got really drunk and was public wiggling at the bar.

by Stojo May 10, 2014

Wiggle through

West coast word for "slide through"

"Im gonna wiggle through"

by Milthy March 09, 2017