valve anti cheat

The worst anti-cheat ever.
well damn it automatically bans you from steam if you type sv_cheats 1 into tf2 dev console

guy 1: bro valve anti cheat sucks
guy 2: yeah i agree

by Your pseudonym February 25, 2025

one-weigh valve

Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.

Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.

by QuacksO March 8, 2020

[VALVE] Niggerkiller

a retarded TF2 botter

cockballs hd: I FUCKING HATE THOSE NIGGERKILLER BOTS
VALVE Niggerkiller: kyskyskyskys

by tri-lights May 6, 2024

2-valve Regenerative Repair System

The built in autonomous self-repair system that exists inside the motor of a 2-valve 4.6L DOHC Ford V8 motor.

I hit a puddle and water got into my motor, causing an engine tick and a triple misfire, but after a week or two, the 2-valve Regenerative Repair System kicked in and the tick is gone and all 8 cylinders are firing normally.

by Stratton 2-valve September 9, 2020

valved

To have it up the arse (roughly).

Man 1: Where you been squire?
Man 2: Got valved
Man 1: Man..... that shits fence
Man 2: Not with a bottle of wine it aint
Man 1: Hmmmmmmmmmm dank, it must flow better

by Roy Orbison January 3, 2007

Coalman's Valve

Anal sphincter. Bum hole. Located in close proximity to the "Scrotum of Plenty".

Did you hear that Igor is in hospital? Yep, tried to hurdle a fence and landed awkwardly. Got a fence post right up his Coalman's Valve. The paramedic said it looked like a sore one.

by Uncle Urny February 13, 2021

Puffer T-Valve

The pressure of a load that fills a girl's mouth who has cheek piercings, the pressure of which cause a high psi t-valve explosion going in all three directions

That freak had cheek piercings so I turned jer into a puffer t-valve

by Sullvein September 3, 2017