valve anti cheat

The worst anti-cheat ever.
well damn it automatically bans you from steam if you type sv_cheats 1 into tf2 dev console

guy 1: bro valve anti cheat sucks
guy 2: yeah i agree

by Your pseudonym February 25, 2025

Coalman's Valve

Anal sphincter. Bum hole. Located in close proximity to the "Scrotum of Plenty".

Did you hear that Igor is in hospital? Yep, tried to hurdle a fence and landed awkwardly. Got a fence post right up his Coalman's Valve. The paramedic said it looked like a sore one.

by Uncle Urny February 13, 2021

Canooter valve

Nasal passage, nose often used for snorting things such as drugs.

Christopher broke his canooter valve so he wasnt able to smell any roses.

by BigBootyKris April 7, 2019

Puffer T-Valve

The pressure of a load that fills a girl's mouth who has cheek piercings, the pressure of which cause a high psi t-valve explosion going in all three directions

That freak had cheek piercings so I turned jer into a puffer t-valve

by Sullvein September 3, 2017

Conjunculator Valve

Dickhead, often related to a photographer.
Usually abbreviated to Con Valve

Fuck me that snapper is a massive Conjunculator Valve

by Pastiche May 6, 2015

Dump valving

The act of fucking doggy style and parting her cheeks until she farts like a dump valve

I lost my boner cuz she wouldn't stop dump valving

by Cclou November 7, 2023

hydroponics valve

A valve on any hydroponics system.

A valve to close the flow of water, not to adjust the level. That is the basics of a hydroponics valve.

by doublestandarddems April 22, 2013